Yet another one has arrived filled with suspense, surprises and who knows what else…it is the my favorite day of the week. I enjoy Fridays more than any other day of the week simply because I know at the end of the day I can go home and defrag (consume alcoholic beverages) and attempt to stay up late and sleep in on Saturday. Also, I suppose because it fills with me a sense of accomplishment for the things I have done throughout the week. Another reason I think Fridays are so cool is because I was born on a Friday, if memory serves me well it was at approximately 730 at night. One more tidbit of information is the fact that Fridays are the holy day in the Muslim world. Who knew?
Oh yeah, for those of you who have been wondering, YES, I am back home in Maryland in the new house in Lusby. I apologize if I haven’t called you yet, but with the move and the remodel of the kitchen, which is almost done now, I haven’t made time for that yet…I am sure you will get over it.
I really enjoy the new digs, it is almost like being in a vacation home all the time. It is definitely in need of some updates, we started with the kitchen, since it makes the biggest impact on the home. I think it turned out really nice. Once it is complete I will share some pics so you can get an idea of the before and after. Until then, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!
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Because I don’t give a shit about offending people and because I own this sorry excuse of a blog I scoured the web in search of some news that truly deserves the W T F ?!?! placement, so from this Friday forward you can look forward to seeing something freaky…here is what I have for you today—
Nairobi – Kenyan police have arrested a man accused of strangling to death a goat with which he was having sex in a region where reported acts of bestiality are increasing, officials said on Thursday.
The 22-year-old suspect, who tried to kill himself after being caught with the female goat in Kenya’s central Rift Valley province, is to be charged with attempted suicide and “engaging in unnatural acts”, they said.
“The goat died as a result of strangulation,” said Ndaya Ngalia, a local government official in the province’s Bomet district where the assault took place overnight on Tuesday.
A growing trend?
After being scared off by the goat’s owner and neighbours, the man hid but was discovered by villagers at whom he threw stones before running away and jumping into a pond in an apparent bid to take his life, said Ngalia.
The incident, first made public by the state-run Kenyan News Agency (KNA), is the second known case of such behaviour in the past three months in Bomet where villagers say largely unreported acts of bestiality may be a growing trend.
In June, a cobbler suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged residents after being caught having sex with a female sheep.
The man, who witnesses said had earlier been seen having sex with a dog, admitted assaulting the ewe.
District commissioner Samuel Otieno, however, downplayed fears that Bomet is winning a dubious reputation as a hub of bestiality.
“These things happen all over the world, there is nothing peculiar about Bomet,” he said.
source- Suicide bid after sex with goat
W T F ?!?! is going on in Kenya these days? I don’t give a shit how horny you get animals are off limits..I swear if I looked out in my backyard and seen some dude mounting my bitchass beagle, well, it would be an ugly sight for sure…that’s all I got for now freaks, if you are still reading then you obviously don’t have shit to do and I could keep on rambling….later bitches
Hey all you blog reading freaks, yeah I am talking to you! Man, who knew accumulating 11 college credits in 5 and a half weeks would be so time consuming…well, it is, and needless to say I am tired, but it will end and then the next chapter in this thing called life will continue…
I just wish the room I stayed in had the A/C turned on, I swear last night it was 85 degrees all night in there…yeah I am whining, so what?! It’s my party I can cry if I want to, so fuck off!
*Sigh*
Well folks, wish I could spend more time talking about bullshit but time is of the essence and these boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do, just like the old song says…time to ramble on, oh wait, that’s Led Zep, uh, yeah, whatever
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FUCK IT TOMORROW’S SATURDAY!!!
Hope everyone is having an awesome day today, my day is going about as expected and then a little better considering, better than most, worse than a few, whatever the hell that means…riddle me this: what did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip….
bodabing….and the hits keep on coming
As for the status of the world according to me, the bad dog has started to tame and I think I can put him back in his cage for a while, at the same time the good dog is nowhere to be seen, so I will have to go hunt him down, he got scared and hit the road once bad dog took over and started fucking everything up…sounds sort of like smeigel…scary…oh well.
I got this email and wanted to share the picture here, it is really one of those that jerks at your heart chains, being one who wears the uniform on a daily basis it hits closer to home than you average citizens of this great country of ours…
Only one word comes to mind……..Valor…….
Peace
I seen this over on this blog today- Why Not Blog?. Anyway, here are the rules-
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don’t search around and look for the “coolest” book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you.
2. The functionalist, conflict, and interactionist perspectives can all be used in analyzing social institutions.
This comes from the book I have for my sociology class, Richard T. Schaefer, Ninth Edition, 2005.
Yeah, I’m a nerd who took the time to do this, so fuckin what? You are the nerd who is reading this blog right? heh, Happy Friday you mofos!
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